I'd say that "You're the 1,000,000th visitor to this blog today! YOU WIN!!" but, lets be honest, if you plotted out an expected visitors graph till infinity I wouldn't even asymptotically get there.
So, yeah. You're not special. But thank you for reading. Because you're reading, you're special...to me. That's worth something, right?
Right....?
SCREW YOU. I HAVE YOUR IP ADDRESS. Expect the government to show up at your door in a few hours asking why you attempted to sell national secrets to the Russians.
Anyhow. Song for the day:
This blog is updated approximately whenever I feel like it. Those of you who expect some kind of schedule will be sorely disappointed, and probably don't realize how scatterbrained I am.
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